Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Remember this guy?

No doubt he would have been a fun neighbor.

I just finished reading all this interesting stuff about him.

It's hard to find yourself a good neighbor now-a-days, but today you're in luck because the home next door to us, and the one across from it are now available.

And just in case you weren't planning on moving anytime soon, here are

15 reasons why we are the best neighbors ever.

1. I won't expect you to babysit my super cute kids, but you'll want to, so I'll let you....for free.

2. I promise not to constantly borrow your sugar or eggs. If you need something, I probably won't have it, so we're even.

3. I like to bake and could make you something every other month.

4. We don't blast music from our patio or do drugs so you'll never have to call the cops on us.

5. I put up some chicken wire so our girls can't get through our gate and bother you.

6. You can borrow our garden hose to wash your car for only 50 cents a minute.

7. We have a wide selection of DVDs that you can borrow for free. with a valid driver's license and credit card number, exclusions may apply.

8. We have a motion activated light on our porch. It lights up every time you walk by our place at night.so we'll know when you are coming home and when you are leaving.

9. We have a good stash of food storage and a wicked wheat grinder that purrs like an airplane. So when the going gets tough, we got your back.

10. I won't tell the HOA on you, if you won't tell on me.

11. If we really hit it off, we can break a hole in the wall between our houses and then we won't even have to use the phone to call each other. Plus, we could live in a 4 bd, 4 ba, 2 kitchen house.

12. Can you say F.H.E????

13. Kevin brings home pizza from work sometimes and we are always willing to share the leftovers.

14. You can have our cat and his litter box as your housewarming gift.

15. We'll let you use our wireless Internet connection if you sign a year contract to be our neighbor, and add us to your sprint family plan.

So whad'ya say?

Be my neighbor?

Take out my trash for me every now and then?

Just think about it.