The Suspect: Three year old female that goes by the name Brookie. Loves princess clothes and playing dress up. Held glitter party in living room on Sunday July 3rd, at approximately 9:30am. Neither parents were present, as one was in their bedroom, and the other was putting the baby brother down for a nap. Last statement made to investigators were: "We were having a glitter party, and I wanted the TV to glitter." Twin sister Brenna was questioned, and found innocent after other suspect admitted to being guilty. No other non-animal witnesses found.
The Weapon: Small, pink spray bottle found at the crime scene by investigators. Primarily used to fix hair and stored in the living room end table. Container was found half full of a clear liquid at the scene. This liquid was determined to be water. Spray bottle nozzle was wet and showed signs of use.
The Victim: 46" LED Samsung TV. Electronic was obtained last Black Friday, after much begging and pleading by owner Kevin. Upon arriving at the crime scene, the TV was on Disney Channel, and the screen was found to be soaked with a clear liquid that created a sort of "sparkling" effect. After contacting the owner and quickly wiping off the screen, the TV seemed to be functioning as normal. Unfortunately, within a few minutes, the TVs screen began showing signs of damage. After being taken to a TV specialist, a diagnosis of water damage was made, and the TV was eventually put down...in the garage.
After 48 hours of mourning, and several days of discussing the situation with investigators, Kevin was awarded a new TV to replace the one damaged at the said "glitter party".
The suspect was found innocent by rule of creativity, and because she exhibited both remorse and immense cuteness. Both the suspect and witness were then informed of ALL TV rules, in order to prevent another accident.
They both promised to never
spray
put stickers on
draw on
push
sit on
stand on
throw anything at
or touch
the new TV.
Case Closed.
8 comments:
Oh man! Let's see when I was a kid I shoved a PB and J into my parents vcr and a fruit roll up into their computer floppy disk drive!
ok, that's the most creative adorable post ever!!!!
but such a bummer it happened in the 1st place :(
stinks that it happened but it made for a cute blog post. you're so creative :)
You always write such clever blog posts! Sorry about your tv :(
I thoroughly enjoyed that post! Im sorry it was at your expense, but it really made me smile! You're so creative, and your girls are so darling! You should write a book!
Oh no! I think my husband would cry. Love how you shared this!
I bet Kevin can't wait to have a "glitter party" at her house when she grows up.
thanks for the compliments:) The situation was quite depressing for the first few days. I'm glad that we can joke it about it now.
Annie- you naughty little girl you! I can only imagine trying to clean up that mess!
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