Yes, I'm the type of mother
that looks forward to Cow Appreciation Day at Chick-Fil-A.
That will do just about anything to not have to turn on the oven and cook, when it's 115° outside.
That threatens her children that there will be no dinner for them, if they choose not to wear the black and white outfits she has so carefully chosen.
That takes a handmade "I ♥ my aunts" onesie, and scribbles all over it with a black sharpie.
That attempts to transform her human baby into a calf, because a 3rd kids meal would be nice.
That takes the time to create her own cow hat, and gets excited when it's time to bring it out year after year.
Yes, I'm that type of mother,
and I'm proud of it.
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