If only I had a little more toddler in me

I would be more friendly to strangers when passing them on the street.

{The ever infamous Dizzy}

I'd spend less time worrying about my outfit and more time having fun.

{notice that the poop-protecting bloomies come in several colors}

I would be brave enough to pick my nose in public.

{and the drivers seat would be a lot cleaner}


I would no longer be intimidated by stretchy fabrics, and would be perfectly OK with just letting it all hang out.

{because when you are a grown woman sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room, for fun}

I'd spend less time watching TV, and more time reading books about puppies.

{and puppies that turn into vampire puppies, and fall in love with normal puppies etc etc}

I would wear high heels whenever possible, and love it.

I would go outside more and stay inside less.

I would smile my way through bad hair days.

I would find ways to make noise play music in any environment.

I wouldn't be so hard on myself when I make mistakes.

{because I am only human}

I would be a better person.